Pretty much everyhing.

nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

foreverize:

It’s funny how I have a better conversation in my head with myself, than I do with most people.

alexalltimeloww:

Sexuality: they way alex says brave at the beginning of the acoustic version of the reckless and the brave

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

WHEN I’M TOLD THAT I’M TOO OLD TO ENJOY DISNEY:

bandboysasparents:

Alex Gaskarth and his wife were grocery shopping, and couldn’t find something. They approached an employee, and Alex’s wife said, “Excuse me, I’m trying to find-” Alex screamed “MY CALLING, I’M CALLING AT NIGHT!” and collapsed on the floor in a quivering mass.

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.